Ask nasil kalir?..

Aski bulmanin ve korumanin turlu yolu var aslinda, ama sevgili Tom Robbins, ki eger absurd seyleri okumayi seviyorsaniz ve her seyde mantik aramiyorsaniz tavsiye ederim, bu konuda bazi tavsiyeler veriyor.

Ben bu kitabi universite 2 zamanimda okumustum, hala da tekrar okudukca cok hosuma gidiyor. Tercume etmicem, cunku bunu tam anlamiyla Turkce'ye ceviremicem benim cevirimle de anlamini kaybederdi buyuk ihtimalle...
Neyse,

Tom Robbins'den - "Who knows how to make love stay?
1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay.

2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.

3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be ther in the morning" (Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker, 1984, 118).

Aslinda kendi versiyonlarimi yazmak keyifli olabilir... Hmm, paperlar bitti bana yeni proje cikti.